unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

faketima:

drake is gonna write a song called “the chair” and its gonna drop at number one where he’s just rapping about his experience in that video seeing gods he doesn’t even believe in

sobersexting:

imagine if you had to say every thought you had out loud

lesbian: that girl is really cute
straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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666bird:

crappy
woter
full of
fucking
been

(Source: deathclaw)